|—||John Oliver (via samanticshift)|
-My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)
Dear god, that would be EVEN WORSE.
I dunno, you can punch the guy out an get some peace…
Don’t wish death on your enemies. Wish geese on them. Wish thousands of geese into their life. Geese in their yard. Geese in their car. Geese in their workplace. Geese in their bed. Tiny geese in their hair. Geese in their food. JPEGs of angry geese overtaking their computer. Turn their whole family into geese. Awful hissy mean geese everywhere. A fate worse than death.
Lane Bryant just stop making my bra that I’ve worn since I was a teenager. Everything they have now has padding? Why the hell would I want to pad my bra?! I mean you don’t even need boobs for these bras. They stay the same shape whether you’re wearing them or not. I just don’t get it.
|—||nayyirah waheed (via shoujobot)|
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