I found an even more embarrassing paper from Creative Writing class. The assignment was writing a short play. My play was about a girl having a conversation with God about whether she should have pre-marital sex. Here's a short excerpt.
God: What is it you wanted to talk about? (He knows but he want's her to say it)
Girl: Well, Lord, it's....(her voice trails off)
God: It's your social life.
Girl: (embarrassed) Yeah.
God: (pressing) It's about Matthew.
Girl: You know met too well. We've been having problems in our dating life. We both want different things from it.
God: What do you want from it?
Girl: I'm not sure, Lord. Matthew says he loves me and we *have* been together for two years.
I can't go any further. It's too painful. At this point, I had never even had a date. LOL!
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