Ellen Page. <3
I’m pretty sure Jesus was weeping it would be over people like you using his name to promote your bigotry.
Lady: Oh honey…you look like you need Jesus
Me: Excuse me?
Lady: All your tattoos and stuff..I don’t know what that mean, but Jesus can help you.
Me: Ma’am…all due respect, I don’t need Jesus, I have Thor on my side.
Lady” *Horrified and fumbling for words*
Me: Have a lovely day
I DO WHAT I WANT, JESUS!
Cult Leader Who Thinks He’s Jesus
This is a very interesting short documentary. This Russian guy has a town believing he’s a magical prophet. Shows how easy it is to make people believe in religion, and this is in the modern world, not the dark ages! But then, of course, he may honestly be the son of God…
If it is easy now imagine how easier would it have been in the past.
Paraphrasing here -
Journalist asking another person who had come from Germany to see what it’s all about: “So, what are you seeking?”
German man: “They (others who had visited) told me that they share their wives…”
Vengeance is mine sayeth the lord.
Sometimes something pops up on my dash that just takes me off guard and I bust into a prolonged bout of laughter. This is one of those times. XD