Feigenbaum's World

Jesus Christ.

melissa1389:

Ellen Page. <3


I’m pretty sure Jesus was weeping it would be over people like you using his name to promote your bigotry.

melissa1389:

Ellen Page. <3

I’m pretty sure Jesus was weeping it would be over people like you using his name to promote your bigotry.

So I’m in line to check out at Walmart…

vikingbitch:

Lady: Oh honey…you look like you need Jesus

Me: Excuse me?

Lady: All your tattoos and stuff..I don’t know what that mean, but Jesus can help you.

Me: Ma’am…all due respect, I don’t need Jesus, I have Thor on my side.

Lady” *Horrified and fumbling for words*

Me: Have a lovely day

I DO WHAT I WANT, JESUS!

thefrogman:

Chainsawsuit by Kris Straub [website | twitter]

thefrogman:

Chainsawsuit by Kris Straub [website | twitter]

friendlyatheist:

whatwouldtylerdo:

Cult Leader Who Thinks He’s Jesus

This is a very interesting short documentary. This Russian guy has a town believing he’s a magical prophet. Shows how easy it is to make people believe in religion, and this is in the modern world, not the dark ages! But then, of course, he may honestly be the son of God…

If it is easy now imagine how easier would it have been in the past.

Paraphrasing here -

Journalist asking another person who had come from Germany to see what it’s all about: “So, what are you seeking?”

German man: “They (others who had visited) told me that they share their wives…”

thegeek531:

I remember.

thegeek531:

I remember.

calmasisonacoffeebreak:

sn0wjade:

i screamed

gesusgesus no
gesus stahp 

calmasisonacoffeebreak:

sn0wjade:

i screamed

gesus
gesus no

gesus stahp 

I think Jesus just broke the Prime Directive.

christopherhuff:

Another gem.

christopherhuff:

Another gem.

atheist-overdose:

Vengeance is mine sayeth the lord.


Sometimes something pops up on my dash that just takes me off guard and I bust into a prolonged bout of laughter. This is one of those times. XD

atheist-overdose:

Vengeance is mine sayeth the lord.

Sometimes something pops up on my dash that just takes me off guard and I bust into a prolonged bout of laughter. This is one of those times. XD